Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Hello my friends and well.
[00:00:04] Speaker B: Welcome back I guess.
[00:00:07] Speaker A: What's that?
I probably don't need to tell you the name of the movie, but I'm going to anyways. Welcome back my friends. We are back with our movie reviews. We completed our 12 days of Christmas and I had so much fun. I hope you did too with that. So. But we are back to our movies and as you heard via the sound, the sound bite thing there and of course if you could see the poster here on our side, you know the movie we are talking about today. If you don't get, if you didn't get the Sir Mix a lot reference, we are talking about the movie Anaconda. Now I need to say this first and foremost before we get even into this at all. This movie has a guilty rating. This is not a movie for small children.
This is a profanity laced comedy that will leave you in stitches. You're going to laugh so hard that your stomach's going to hurt. That is unless you are offended by the Lord's name in vain or harsh.
The profanity laden I'm trying to think of, that's probably about the best way I could put it without spoiling anything on that. Sorry, I'm just like tripping over my own words just then.
But this one, I mean, it's so bad. It's good. I mean, and it's bad.
It's, it's bad.
But as you can tell by the smile on my face, it still probably got a pretty decent score. I mean, this one is intentionally bad. You can't make a movie this bad unless you're trying to make it this bad.
And now is this hinting that there's going to be another remake of Anaconda, the classic one from years back?
I don't know. But there are some little tidbits in the movie that kind of lead us to thinking that that very well could be a possibility.
Now am I saying that that's a for sure thing? No, I have no clue. Maybe a movie critic, but I really have no clue on that.
Now I want to jump over here into the trailer and trust me, we're going to be talking a lot more about the movie. So hang tight and we're going to check this out together.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: I don't want to wait, man, what are you talking about? Let's lets reboot Anaconda. Yes.
Wait, what?
[00:02:33] Speaker A: Now you've got Jack Black and Paul Rudd. I normally don't focus on like the whole actor thing a whole lot, but you know, this is going to Be interesting with these two.
[00:02:44] Speaker B: This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime. We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids. What does it cost to get this thing made? 2 and a half million dollars.
[00:02:53] Speaker A: Now, it's. There's slight things referencing Super 8. There's slight things referencing Jungle Cruise. There's slight things referencing some other stories that kind of go along that path. But like I said, this definitely is not a movie for the younger viewers. And as you heard, the budget for their movie that they need to make is 2.5 million. We'll wait to hear what they get to work with.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: Approved a loan for up to $9,400.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: Yes.
So, I mean, there's low budget and then there's low budget. So like I said, you can't make a movie this bad unless you're trying to make it this bad.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: We're gonna shoot it indie style. Run and gun. We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
Claire, you and I will star in it.
[00:03:48] Speaker A: I love you, Derek.
[00:03:49] Speaker B: Kenny, you.
[00:03:50] Speaker A: Here we go.
[00:03:51] Speaker B: Doug, you direct action. Put your face right up next to the snake.
Maybe it'll be okay coding at the end.
[00:04:05] Speaker A: It does say that no animals were harmed in the making of this movie, but animal rights activists are going to have a fit with things that happen with animals in this movie, even though there was no actual animals harmed. There are some scenes, though, like the one that you just here in the trailer, that are just as like, oh, my word.
I mean, okay, if you are listening to the podcast, we just watched a snake get chopped up by a boat motor. So don't worry, no spoilers there. No spoilers. That's all over the trailers and everything on this. But, yeah, it.
There's so much more.
[00:04:43] Speaker B: This is anaconda, and we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
[00:04:50] Speaker A: What do you do if you no longer have a snake for your snake movie? You find one.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: We have to go out in the.
[00:04:58] Speaker A: Jungle.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: And find another one.
What is that?
[00:05:11] Speaker A: Oh, my.
[00:05:15] Speaker B: Anaconda.
We're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted.
My anaconda.
Now we die.
[00:05:26] Speaker A: It's okay. You're safe.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: I'm here.
Holy.
My anaconda.
Keep rolling, anaconda. Don't want none unless you.
He's dead. Oh, no. What are we gonna do? What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
[00:05:44] Speaker A: That's a really smart idea.
[00:05:47] Speaker B: Doug would have wanted this.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: I'm not sure he would have wanted this.
Now, the scene that they're talking about, oh, I don't know if he would have wanted this.
Obviously they talked Jack Black into doing this or Doug in the movie here. World's Greatest Doug. You get that joke if you watch the movie, but yeah, it's just so over the top.
[00:06:12] Speaker B: He's alive. I thought you checked his balls.
[00:06:14] Speaker A: I did.
I literally almost gagged on that scene when I was watching the movie there. There are so many scenes that are just like.
Like I said, you'll laugh until you hurt. I mean, my surgery was well over a month ago and everything, but laughing that hard, oh, it almost literally left me in stitches.
[00:06:39] Speaker B: He's right behind you.
What the hell is on my back? And the long story R.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: But. So that is the trailer for the movie.
Now, when I talk about it being so bad, it's good. The. The inconsistency with the sizes of the snakes, the inconsistencies with some of the story, the inconsistencies with the plot holes, the inconsistencies with stuff going on with the boat and the things that are happening. They're floating down this river in the Amazon down in Brazil, and they're just trying to film this and be as accurate as possible. But it's like, okay, you've got the thing going where they're trying to film the movie, and then you have gold thieves, and then you have an actual movie crew that's working on something else. And then you have these snakes and you have these friends and you have the fight to survive.
What happens? Do they get the movie made? Well, I won't spoil that for you, but we'll it. The how it concludes definitely is not something that you would expect. The ending is definitely not 100 predictable. You can kind of figure it out a little bit if you're paying attention to the details. But what ends up happening is awesome. And there are some celebrity cameos besides the celebrities that are starring in the movie. And of course, like I said, we have Paul Rudd, we have Jack Black, but like I said, we do have some cameos of some other people from the original Anaconda movie. Now, what does that mean?
Again, I don't know what that means in per se, but I would almost think it could maybe hint at something else that's happening.
And how it ties into the original movie is absolutely hilarious. I mean, like I said, they had. You had. You really have to work to make something this bad, this good. So it was a hundred percent intentional.
Score wise. I am coming in, surprisingly at a 5.75 out of 10 on the deputy scale. Now, mind you, 2/3 of this movie, half to 2/3, I was in the threes, completely in the threes, like low threes.
But the last third to half the movie got so much better. I mean there was so much more to it. Sorry, I'm just, I got a notification go up on my phone.
But that, like I said, it just, it's.
Yeah, there's. There's some parts to this that just kind of leave you wondering what you just watched. And there are some memorable lines. Minds the original Anaconda movie said when you can't breathe, you can't scream. And that was kind of the whole thing with Anaconda. And here they're making jokes about possibly Jack or Doug being the next Jordan, the white Jordan Peele. So there's a couple jokes regarding that.
There is a line called where is. I'm trying to. I'm going through it back through my notes here. My brain is just Buffalo sober. That's the term I was trying to find and think of. But the somebody who's gone through like alcohol recovery, he's buffalo sober because he only drinks beer and wine and only a few of the hard liquors. So I could see that being very memorable. And there's another line in the movie that instructs them to do something where he's instructing his friends to do something quite.
I won't. I'm not going to give that away. I do not want that to become the next Internet challenge. But they're he's having somebody do something to him and let's just hope that is not the next Internet challenge. I'm not even going to mention it here. If you're curious what it is. It is in my notes down below. It's a three word phrase and when you see it, you'll never be able to unsee it. So I hope that this will at least maybe help some people hoping to see this movie. I want to share with you the podcast image. This is the original post right here off to my side and for the podcast image I just squared it off. I kind of changed the Anaconda part a little bit in the coloring and just made a few changes that way. But I didn't change it a whole lot. So be on the lookout for that if you are on our podcast and be sure of course to come out and check out our YouTube. I I'm having some issues with Rumble and so I'm going to be uploading stuff there. But if you are having a hard time finding me on Rumble, I'm not sure exactly what's going on. It says I've been indexed. It said stuff like that. But if you search Movie Deputy or even Movie Deputy reviews on there, it's there is nothing found. So I'm not sure what is going on with that.
So at least temporarily, I'm going to be taking a hiatus a little bit from Rumble on that. So but you can find us over here on YouTube again, you want to make sure you hit subscribe and you want to turn on those notifications.
Then you get notified of like there's special episodes we did this morning. And of course I'm back with Anaconda and I will be back on Wednesday with another movie for you. So I hope you're going to be excited. I know I am. I'm actually going to the theater tonight to watch one of them.
And yes, I still go to the theater and watch movies like everybody else. So it's I have fun with that.
It's like my second home. Anyway. But like I said, I am giving this Anaconda a guilty rating. Definitely guilty. I would probably say at least maybe 13 and above. @ least.
More likely adultish. I mean, there's no sex, there's no nudity, stuff like that. But it's all just the profanity and just the content of things that are happening. And it's just, like I said, it's laugh out loud hilarious. And it's just, it's so bad, it's good. So hopefully that'll help somebody out here. But in the meantime, I am so thankful for all of you. Thank you so much and I can't wait to talk to you again.
[00:12:29] Speaker B: Bye.
