Show Notes
Is Gru despicable or devoted? That's a deep question for a shallow man... Or is he?
Orignal Review:
Gru is despicable and a villain, at least in his mind. He’s been in the game a long time and hasn’t really made the impact he dreamt he would. And he’s been trying to gain his mother’s approval since he was a boy. And now with a new breed of villains on the horizon, younger and a bit better at it than Gru, he will have to do something that has never been done before to prove he is the best. With the help of his faithful little minions, he will...(pause for effect)…Steal The Moon! But he’s going to need some help. His idea is simple. Adopting three girls he could get into places he couldn’t before. Using them he will get what he’s always wanted, or will he? We see the relationship between him and the girls start to get in the way of the mission at hand. To be despicable or be good for the first time in his life? Will he able to stay the course and steal the moon and become the greatest supervillain of all time? Will he ever gain his mother’s approval? Well, find out for yourself. The comedic elements between Gru, the minion, and the girls are very fun to watch develop throughout. It has its heartfelt moments and is a fun overall experience you’ll most likely enjoy even if you’re not considered a kid. But kids will love it, that’s for sure.
Notes:
and bless us that while we sleep no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brain, and once the moon is mine the world will give me whatever I want to get it back and I will be the greatest villain of all time that’s what i’m talkin bout, and please bless someone will adopt us soon and the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn amen, anyone come to adopt us while we were out, are these beds made of bombs, Bank of Evil Formerly Lehman Brothers, chilax i’ll just get another loan from the bank they love me, curse you tiny toilet, do you have coconuties, do you really think this is an appropriate place for little kids cause uh it’s its not, don’t let her take us Mr Gru tell her you want to keep us, don’t worry the moon is as good as ours, Evolution of Exposives, first give me the moon then we’ll talk, freeze ray, girls I want you to meet Gru he’s a dentist, girls welcome back to the fortress of vectortude, goodbye recorded message, Great Pyramid of Giza, he is gonna kick your but, he punched my shark, how do you remove them is there a command nonstick spray crowbar, I bet their house is made of gummy bears, I don’t think he’s a dentist, I got the pyramid in my hands, I hate that guy, I have pins and needles I’m sitting on, I like him he’s nice but scary like Santa, I love everything about your plan except you, I said cookie robots not why are you so old, I see you’ve made a list of your personal achievements thank you for that, I was thinking heist is a Tuesday thing, I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works, I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower also from vegas, I’ll stuff you all in the crust, in my eyes you always be one of the greats, it has been disintegrated by definition it cannot be fixed, it poked a hole in my juice box, It was your cousins idea, it’s a mathematical term quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude, it’s like my tooth that has a cavity that can only be filled with children, It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die, Just so you know you’re never going to be my dad, Knocked over, Kyle these are not treats they are guests, leaving everyone to wonder which one of the worlds villains is responsible for this heinous crime and where will he strike next, Let’s go destroy another game, life is full of disappointments for some people, Margo I will catch and I will never let you go again, Minions assemble, Miss Hatties Home for Girls, mom not cool, moon landing, msnbc, now go clean something of mine, now you’ll think twice before you freeze someone’s head, Oh poop, Okay you got me the dentist thing is more part time, Pop soda, rule number 3 you will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or barf or fart so no annoying sounds alright, so goodnight sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite because there are literally thousands of them oh and there’s probably something in your closet, sorry buddy shows over, squid launcher, SR-6, Swan Lake, The Big Beer 16000 fl oz, The great pyramid of giza has been stolen, the larger the mass of the object the quicker the affects of the shrink ray wear off I call it the Nefario principle, the point is there are a lot of new villains out there younger than you hungrier than you younger than you, The Solar System, these aren’t pajamas it’s a warm up suit, Three Little Kittens, ticket number 072069C, Tim Mark Phil this is very important you have to get the girl a new unicorn toy, top secret research facility East Asia, trust funds a value that stands the test of time, Vector that’s me cause I’m committing crimes with both direction and magnitude oh yeah, we are going to steal pause for affect the moooon, we stole the statue of liberty the small one from los vegas, we stole the timesquare jumbotron, when we got adopted by a bald guy I thought this would be more like Annie, why would he come he gave us up, wouldn’t want to spend the weekend in the box of shame now would we, yes mine is shaped like a dead guy, you got to be pulling on my leg, you’re never gonna get adopted Edith you know that don’t you, you’re too late son NASA isn’t sending the monkeys no more, You’ve been at this for far too long with far too little results, zip it happy meal