Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Kung Fu Panda (2008)
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Apr 15 2024 | 00:06:40

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Episode April 15, 2024 00:06:40

Show Notes

What does a panda know about Kung Fu? That's what we're about to find out. 

Notes:

a real warrior never quits, almond cookies, bean buns, bill farmer, blackhoof boar clan leader voice, chorh gom prison, demon mountain, dragon scroll, dragon warrior, fat butt, flabby arms, flabby panda, i just tweaked his facial nerve and may have accidentally stopped his heart, if we dont try well never know will we, im not a big fat panda im thee big fat panda, iron ox and his blades of death, it hurt but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life being me, it takes years to develop ones flexibility and years more to apply it in combat, ive only seen paintings of that painting, jade palace, kung fu panda, leaning how to make tofu, martial arts, master flying rhinos armor with authentic battle damage, master mantis voice as brian t delany, master oogway, master oogway voice as gregory s baldwin, master viper, nerve attack, noodle cart, noodle dream, one way in one way out one thousand guards and one prisoner, oogway, po, pool of sacred tears, queen crocodile, rabbit voice as kath e soucie, sacred hall of warriors, secret to limitless power, she fu, shefu, shi fu, shifu, ska doosh, tai long, tai lung, the birthplace of kung fu, the dragon warrior fell out of sky on a ball of fire, the furious five, the invisible trident of destiny, the legendary urn of whispering warriors said to contain the souls of the entire tenshu army, the mark of a true hero is humility, the real dragon warrior is coming home, the secret of the dragon scroll, the sword of heroes said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it, the thousand scrolls of kung fu, the true path to victory is find your opponents weakness and use it against him, there is just news there is no good or bad, there is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness, there is now a level zero, theres no such thing as level zero, to make something special you just have to believe its special, uguay, ugway, utter disregard for personal hygiene, vulture voice as steven jay blum, wang chow, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears, who am i to judge a warrior based on his size look at me, who denied me my destiny, woo shee finger hold, yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it is called the present, you have brought peace to this valley and to me, you will be able to hear a butterflies wing beat

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[00:00:00] Good morning and welcome back to another episode of movie deputy movie reviews on the one and only movie deputy podcasts. Yeah, today is an awesome day. Today. Everything is just gonna be amazing. I cannot believe that what today is, it's actually a really special day. Today is actually our son's 30th birthday. And so I kind of thought I would just start with the series of one of the. One of the many movie series that he loves. And this is not his all time favorite movie by any means, but his all time favorite movie. Surprisingly, oh, not surprisingly, his Chitty Chitty Bang bang. And eventually, yes, I will get around to reviewing that one. But it's like, that one is this all time favorite movie of all time. And I love the movie as well. It's like, I don't even know how many times we watched that with him growing up, but there was just something special about it. But in 2008, when this movie came out, these ones quickly became kind of favorites for him as well. It's like he just. There was just something special about these. Nica really got to enjoy these. So as this franchise kind of continued, it really kind of bloomed into something special. And we got the fourth movie of that here pretty recently. So if you haven't guessed by now, we are talking about kung fu panda. And so today we're going to be starting with the original, the one that came out in 2008, the original kung fu Panda, where we were introduced to Po and Shifu and everybody else, along with this whole journey and the Fab five and just kind of how this all came together. Now, you may be wondering what I was thinking on these movies. Well, of course, all of these are rated innocent, if you're at all curious. So one, two, three. The kung fu panda, the original, as well as two, three, and four are all innocent, but I will be touching on that in the next couple days as we are going to be doing these in order. Today is kung fu panda, tomorrow is kung fu panda two, etcetera. And Thursday, of course, will be the new, the new kung fu panda four. So be sure you know which buttons to hit so you make sure you don't miss an episode of these movies. And I'm actually going to start by reading you the original review that I had on moviedeopity.com. Then we'll kind of go over the scores that I gave these, if you are not already familiar, as these movies switch from the web website format to the podcast format. I actually do remove the webs, the review from the website itself, but the full transcription of this review is going to be available in the description part of the podcast itself. So if you want to just go back through and read that, you still can. It's just not going to be available on the website after it. After the podcast goes live. You ever have one of those days that you just kind of get tripped up over your own words? Well, that is today. [00:03:01] So in honor of my kiddos birthday, or our kiddos birthday, happy birthday, Jason. [00:03:07] I can't believe he's 30 years old today. [00:03:10] Wow, I feel so old. [00:03:14] And you may be thinking, okay, maybe you're too old to enjoy these movies. Never. These ones are something that is special for all ages. [00:03:22] But my original review that I had on moviedepity.com for kung fu Panda was Po is a panda who lives with his dad above their restaurant. Their restaurant is the local noodle house where everyone comes for the soup with the quote unquote secret ingredient. Poe doesn't have the same dreams that his father has for him. His father envisions him growing up and running the noodle house. But all Po wants. I can't talk, but all Po wants is to learn kung fu. When it is announced that the dragon warrior will be named, Po cannot wait to get there to see who it will be. Once he arrives, he's about to get the surprise of his life. What will that be? Well, he's named as the dragon warrior. No one believes that it could be him for one main reason, he's a big fat panda. Now that might not be anyone's idea of a kung fu warrior, but with time and training, there just might be hope. In order to save his future, he comes face to face with his heroes that are alongside him on this quest. [00:04:33] Initially, it's all fun and games, but it soon becomes very serious. An escaped prisoner is on his way to face the dragon warrior. Will po be ready? Is Po really the Dragon warrior? Is the future of kung fu at risk? [00:04:51] All of these questions and more will be answered in this fanciful display that honors the legends of history with adding in the silliness that captivates audiences of all ages. [00:05:07] Like I said, this one is just one that is just, it's not what you expect. It's like you could just envisioning like before this movie came out. It's like you would never picture a panda doing kung fu. Or who knows, maybe you might. It's like there are some people with some really fanciful imaginations out there, but this one really was a journey and it. It was so much fun. It just captivates you all throughout. Now, you may be wondering what score I gave the original. Now, it really did something special. I mean, it was far from being on my top ten list or anything that year, but there was just something special about it. Taking into account everything that I take into account on the deputy scale, I gave the original kung fu panda a 6.25 out of ten on the deputy scale. Now, will the rest of them go up or down from here? You just have to come back and find out. [00:06:01] I know. If you are looking for a family friendly movie and you've never experienced these, please check them out. If you. [00:06:10] If this is one that you watched, go back and watch it again. There's just. There are new things to discover. Every time you watch this, it's like, I've watched this probably 510 times somewhere in there, and every time I watch it, I discover something else. And it's just sometimes it's those little hidden details that just kind of really catch us by surprise. And I love when movies do that. So again, I am giving this an innocent rating on the deputy scale. And, of course, I will be back tomorrow with kung fu Panda two. Bye.

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