Show Notes
Whether you're a sci-fi fan or a fan of comedy, this will check all of the boxes. It's goofy, it's absurd, and it's everything that you didn't know you wanted.
Original Review:
In a galaxy very, very, very, very far away there were two planets Druidia and Spaceball. The President of Spaceball depleted all of their planet's air supply so he teams up with Dark Helmet to steal Druidia's air. In order to accomplish this, they need a code that will let them into Druidia's atmosphere. This code is only known by King Roland and so they devise a plan to kidnap his daughter Princess Vespa in exchange for the code. ﾠPrincess Vespa flies away during her arranged marriage and is now in danger of Dark Helmet. King Roland hires an unlikely duo by the names of Lone Starr and Barf to bring the princess back to safety. This movie and its characters parody several space-based movies including Star Wars, Star Trek, Alien and Planet of the Apes. If you're looking for an older classic that will have you laughing till you cry then this is it. Sit back, relax and have a good laugh.
Notes:
1 800 druidia, a gigantic maid with a vacuum cleaner, air shield, air shortage, also last we meet for the first time for the last time, antonio hoyos, arturo gil, automatic pilot, bill pullman, brenda strong, bryan-obyrne, buckle-this, camille-hagen, captain-of-the-guard, cary-stratton, colonel-sandurz, comb-the-desert, commanderette-zircon, commence-operation-vacusuck, conserve-air-breathe-less, corey-burton, daphne-zuniga, dark-helmet, deanna-booher, dee-booher, denise-gallup, dey-young, dian-gallup, dick-van-patten, dick-warlock, dink, dom-deluise, dot-matrix, dr-schlotkin, druidia, druish-princesses-often-attracted-money-power-and-i-have-both, eagle-5, earl-finn, ed-gale, evil-will-always-triumph-cause-good-is-dumb, felix-silla, fire-a-warning-shot-across-her-nose, fortune-cookie, gail-barle, george-wyner, give-me-paw, goodbye-virgin-alarm, guard-with-captain, have-a-nice-day, head-usher, heavy-breathing, henry-kaiser, hes-an-asshole-sir, hes-the-last-prince-left-in-the-galaxy, hey-wait-you-forgot-to-get-married, hold-on-were-going-to-make-space-tracks, how-many-assholes-we-got-on-this-ship, hyper-jets, hyperactive, i-always-have-coffee-when-i-watch-my-radar, i-am-your-fathers-brothers-nephews-cousins-former-roommate, i-bet-shed-give-great-helmet, i-cant-breathe-in-this-thing, i-cant-make-decisions-im-a-president, i-didnt-see-you-playing-with-your-dolls-again, i-hate-it-when-i-get-my-schwartz-twisted, i-knew-it-im-surrounded-by-assholes, i-said-across-her-nose-not-up-it, i-see-your-schwartz-is-as-big-as-mine, if-theres-one-thing-i-despise-its-a-fair-fight, if-you-can-read-this-you-dont-need-glasses, im-a-mog-half-man-half-dog, im-a-princess-and-i-have-to-marry-a-prince, im-an-honest-to-god-prince, im-my-own-best-friend, im-so-excited-i-couldnt-hold-my-oil, im-the-bearded-lady-who-are-you-one-of-the-freaks, in-a-galaxy-very-very-very-very-far-away, instant-cassettes-theyre-out-in-stores-before-the-movie-is-finished, ira-miller, its-a-winnebago-with-wings, its-either-the-fourth-of-july-or-someones-trying-to-kill-us, its-not-just-a-spaceship-its-a-transformer, its-the-moon-of-vega, jack-riley, jeff-macgregor, jerry-maren, jim-j-bullock, jim-jackman, jm-j-bullock, joan-rivers, john-candy, john-hurt, john-kennedy-hayden, john-perrigan, johnny-silver, julie-pitkanen, keep-firing-assholes, ken-olfson, king-of-the-druids, king-roland, king-rolands-aide, laser-gunner, leslie-bevis, lets-blow-this-joint, light-speed-is-too-slow, liquid-schwartz, lone-starr, lord-helmet, lorene-yarnell, lorene-yarnell-jansson, ludacris-speed, magnetic-beam-operator, major-asshole, marlene, matched-luggage, may-the-schwartz-be-with-you, mega-maid, megamaid-guard, mel-brooks, merchandising, michael-pniewski, michael-winslow, michael-york, mike-pniewski, mitchell-bock, more-ping-pongs, my-brains-are-going-into-my-feet, not-in-here-mister-this-is-a-mercedes, oh-shit-there-goes-the-planet, once-upon-a-time-warp, perri-air, phil-hartman, pizza-the-hut, planet-druidia, president-skroob, prince-valium, princess-vespa, reynaldo-silva, rhonda-shear, rick-ducommun, rick-moranis, rob-paulsen, robert-prescott, ronny-graham, rudy-de-luca, rudy-deluca, sal viscuso, sand cruiser driver, sandy helberg, self-destruct-button, shes a bass, smoke if you got them, snotty-beamed-me-twice-last-night, spaceball city, spaceball drum beater, spaceball with comb, spaceballs, spaceballs the flame thrower, stephen-tobolowsky, stop-looking-up-my-can, terence-marsh, the-beeps-the-sweeps-and-the-creeps, the-combination-is-1-2-3-4-5, the-schwartz, the-ship-is-too-big-if-i-walk-the-movie-will-be-over, theres-only-one-man-that-would-dare-give-me-the-raspberry, theyoungturks, thomas-meehan, tim-russ, tom-dreesen, tommy-swerdlow, tony-cox, tony-griffin, tress-macneille, virgin-alarm, vulcan-pinch-guard, vulcanneckbench, water-my-ass-bring-this-man-some-peptobismal, wayne-wilson, we-brake-for-nobody, were-doing-it-for-a-shitload-of-money, what-are-you-preparing-for-your-always-preparing-just-go, when-did-we-get-to-disneyland, when-will-then-be-now, wheres-my-droid-of-honor, why-didnt-somebody-tell-me-my-ass-is-so-big, winnebago, you-went-over-my-helmet, your-helmet-is-so-big, youve-captured-their-stunt-doubles
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